Goatee Funny thong

Introducing our funny thongs, where one size really does (kind of) fit all! Crafted with a blend of stretchy, magical mystery fabric, this thong is designed to hug every curve, no matter how curvy or not-so-curvy you are. Perfect for those who believe less is more, or who just enjoy a little unexpected fun in their underwear drawer. Ideal for gift-giving, gag-gifting, or just having a laugh, because nothing says ‘thoughtful’ like a one-size-fits-all thong!”